I feel like my awkward moments are becoming more and more frequent. I thought you were meant to grow more mature when you entered your 20's, but apparently that isn't the case at all. It's actually ridiculous how many awkward moments I've experienced so far this year, and it's only March, so here is yet another update on some of the embarrassing snippets of my life's awkward moments when...
-you notice that you can see your bedroom window from the street. You realise that this means at night when you have your window and curtains open and light on, people can see in. People would be able to see you getting changed, as well as dancing around your room, which you do.
-you have to take your shoes off through security in an airport, and because you don't want to hold up the queue, you pull your shoe so hard in the rush, that the heal rips off
-you go to the laundry and see a friend and ask if they are going out to a particular club event that night and they laugh a "no" and give you a look as if clubbing is the stupidest idea in the world... and you've already gone out for the past three nights consecutively already.
-you say a comment of how you feel, thinking that everyone else would identify with you, but instead, they just look at you weirdly. For example: "I feel like a cat right now and just want to sleep on an old lady's lap" - I thought everyone has those moments. I can't accept that I'm the only one who feels this sometimes.
-you are staying at your friends house over night and you have a laughing fit in your sleep, which wakes up your friend. You wake up briefly for a second but still continue laughing so hard while you fall back to sleep and the laughing just continues.
-you are on a plane with around fifty really buff guys who all know each other and then there is you (who is a petite girl), so you stand out quite a bit
-you keep getting Clear Blue as a suggested post for you to like on Facebook
-for a class you have to post writing activities online and you accidentally post yours on the main page where the teacher would write instead of the 'weekly activities' where you're meant to
-you and your friend are in a park and talking about divorce rates and a bride and groom walk past for their wedding photos
-you're sending a friend stupid photos of yourself to cheer them up, and then another message pops up on your Facebook page and you accidentally send that photo to them instead. And it was a photo of you looking constipated.
-you notice that you can see your bedroom window from the street. You realise that this means at night when you have your window and curtains open and light on, people can see in. People would be able to see you getting changed, as well as dancing around your room, which you do.
-you have to take your shoes off through security in an airport, and because you don't want to hold up the queue, you pull your shoe so hard in the rush, that the heal rips off
-you go to the laundry and see a friend and ask if they are going out to a particular club event that night and they laugh a "no" and give you a look as if clubbing is the stupidest idea in the world... and you've already gone out for the past three nights consecutively already.
-you say a comment of how you feel, thinking that everyone else would identify with you, but instead, they just look at you weirdly. For example: "I feel like a cat right now and just want to sleep on an old lady's lap" - I thought everyone has those moments. I can't accept that I'm the only one who feels this sometimes.
-you are staying at your friends house over night and you have a laughing fit in your sleep, which wakes up your friend. You wake up briefly for a second but still continue laughing so hard while you fall back to sleep and the laughing just continues.
-you are on a plane with around fifty really buff guys who all know each other and then there is you (who is a petite girl), so you stand out quite a bit
-you keep getting Clear Blue as a suggested post for you to like on Facebook
-for a class you have to post writing activities online and you accidentally post yours on the main page where the teacher would write instead of the 'weekly activities' where you're meant to
-you and your friend are in a park and talking about divorce rates and a bride and groom walk past for their wedding photos
-you're sending a friend stupid photos of yourself to cheer them up, and then another message pops up on your Facebook page and you accidentally send that photo to them instead. And it was a photo of you looking constipated.
 |
| this isn't 'Jess' being constipated, but it certainly isn't the most flattering |
No comments:
Post a Comment