To make up for my lack of posts recently, here is the accumulation of horrifyingly embarrassing and cringeworthy moments that have occurred in only a matter of three months since my last "Awkward Moment When..."
-You have no awareness of political parties so come election day your only judgement is "the leader that has the same shirt as my dad" vs "the leader who doesn't know how to eat a hot dog correctly"
-You watch the movie 'Unfinished Business' with your parents (doesn't sound embarrassing, but when it features a lot of male nudity and glory holes it becomes a whole lot of awkward laughing)
-You're staying at a friends house and next morning are woken up by him walking into the room playing loud music and wearing just his underwear because he forgot you were sleeping on the couch.
-When your parent's friend tells a story of the time they were in France and asked if the bread they were buying had any preservatives in it. You are the only one (as well as the storyteller) who is laughing because it's one of the few words you know in French.
-When your dad is laughing for ten minutes uncontrollably at the cinema and everyone is staring at you and him
-When you get freshers flu but you're in your last semester in final year
-When it's late at night and you're exhausted. You're teasing your friend online and then they log off. You say "did I push it too far?" At first you are concerned that you hurt their feelings, but then your personality takes over and you can't help but add a "that's what he said" and start laughing so hard that tears are blurring your vision
-You set aside a whole day to start writing your essay. It's 8pm and you're still sitting on the floor and only have written 29 words (only the first sentence) and listening to Linkin Park's 'Numb', when your parents come in and ask how you're going and you have to fake a huge smile and act as if you're nearly finished.
-You're at a party and one of your friends is upset and doesn't want to dance. To cheer her up you give her a lap dance
-It's a sunny day at uni and you and your friend are hanging out on the grass lying on beanbags. You're lying on your stomach and you move and your top and bra stretch down. You find out that you completely flashed your boob at your friend... who is a guy. Like, completely bare full on flashing
-You have no awareness of political parties so come election day your only judgement is "the leader that has the same shirt as my dad" vs "the leader who doesn't know how to eat a hot dog correctly"
-You watch the movie 'Unfinished Business' with your parents (doesn't sound embarrassing, but when it features a lot of male nudity and glory holes it becomes a whole lot of awkward laughing)
-You're staying at a friends house and next morning are woken up by him walking into the room playing loud music and wearing just his underwear because he forgot you were sleeping on the couch.
-When your parent's friend tells a story of the time they were in France and asked if the bread they were buying had any preservatives in it. You are the only one (as well as the storyteller) who is laughing because it's one of the few words you know in French.
-When your dad is laughing for ten minutes uncontrollably at the cinema and everyone is staring at you and him
-When you get freshers flu but you're in your last semester in final year
-When it's late at night and you're exhausted. You're teasing your friend online and then they log off. You say "did I push it too far?" At first you are concerned that you hurt their feelings, but then your personality takes over and you can't help but add a "that's what he said" and start laughing so hard that tears are blurring your vision
-You set aside a whole day to start writing your essay. It's 8pm and you're still sitting on the floor and only have written 29 words (only the first sentence) and listening to Linkin Park's 'Numb', when your parents come in and ask how you're going and you have to fake a huge smile and act as if you're nearly finished.
-You're at a party and one of your friends is upset and doesn't want to dance. To cheer her up you give her a lap dance
-It's a sunny day at uni and you and your friend are hanging out on the grass lying on beanbags. You're lying on your stomach and you move and your top and bra stretch down. You find out that you completely flashed your boob at your friend... who is a guy. Like, completely bare full on flashing
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