I actually wrote this a few months back but forgot to actually publish it, so some of these moments are out of date now (eg. you're now over the guy you used to like). But here are a few more true awkward moments when…
-you wake yourself up in the middle of the night because you were laughing loudly in your sleep… the next morning you remember what made you laugh in your dream and realise it wasn’t actually funny
-you send an assignment to your tutor, and accidentally call them the wrong name in the email, so you look really stupid before they even read the essay
-it’s 2am in the morning and you’re still writing your essay and you start quoting Queen and think it’s acceptable
-you're in class and you feel someone breathing really close to your ear and turn to find you teacher leaning in to whisper something to you. Now your faces are only a couple of millimetres apart
-the guy you like asks you to be his wingman... ouch
-someone asks you out and you say no because you were wanting to do housework instead
-you are sharing an umbrella with your dad and talking and laughing. Then you overhear the two guys behind you saying "how did that old guy manage to get a woman like her?"
NOOOOO!!!! Just NO! Ewwww!
-you accidentally make a winky face instead of a smiley face in a message and it changes the meaning completely. What makes it even more horrific (because believe me, it's nightmarishly horrific already), it's sent to the guy you like and you've really made the wrong impression
-you realise part of your life is starting to resemble one of your favourite tv shows... but that's not a good thing (and it's not 'New Girl')
-while waiting for your friend to try on clothing at a store, in your boredom you walk around the clothes and not pay attention to what you're looking at. Someone walks past you and gives you a strange look, and you realise you are in the maternity clothes section.
-you wake yourself up in the middle of the night because you were laughing loudly in your sleep… the next morning you remember what made you laugh in your dream and realise it wasn’t actually funny
-you send an assignment to your tutor, and accidentally call them the wrong name in the email, so you look really stupid before they even read the essay
-it’s 2am in the morning and you’re still writing your essay and you start quoting Queen and think it’s acceptable
-you're in class and you feel someone breathing really close to your ear and turn to find you teacher leaning in to whisper something to you. Now your faces are only a couple of millimetres apart
-the guy you like asks you to be his wingman... ouch
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| I think 'New Girl' is always going to show up in the awkward moments |
-you are sharing an umbrella with your dad and talking and laughing. Then you overhear the two guys behind you saying "how did that old guy manage to get a woman like her?"
NOOOOO!!!! Just NO! Ewwww!
-you accidentally make a winky face instead of a smiley face in a message and it changes the meaning completely. What makes it even more horrific (because believe me, it's nightmarishly horrific already), it's sent to the guy you like and you've really made the wrong impression
-you realise part of your life is starting to resemble one of your favourite tv shows... but that's not a good thing (and it's not 'New Girl')
-while waiting for your friend to try on clothing at a store, in your boredom you walk around the clothes and not pay attention to what you're looking at. Someone walks past you and gives you a strange look, and you realise you are in the maternity clothes section.
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| This was actually what their faces looked like |
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