The awkward moment when... #2

I would like to point out that all of these are true things that have happened to me (unfortunately)

"The awkward moment when..."

• You're walking up a steep hill and the person behind you stumbles and their hand flails and goes up your bottom crack

• You get a part in a play and it's only when you turn up to the first rehearsal that you find out you are actually the lead role

• When doing personality quizzes with a friend, and one quiz: "what novel describes your love life", and instead of getting 'Winnie the Pooh' like you expected, you get 'Fifty Shades of Grey'... EXCUSE ME!? WHAT!? 

• When lining up for something, and you start talking to the person next to you because they look really familiar but you can't remember where you met them, and it's only afterwards that you remember that she was the girl who was drunk at a party you went to, and she tried to look up your dress

• You're reading out loud and you accidentally say a different word and it turns the meaning into something dirty... and you were being recorded at the time 

• You have a mental blank on your name and have to ask your friend what it is

• When everyone is saying what colour that dress is (you know which one): blue and black or white and gold? And you see blue and gold... how is that not an option? My eyes were really the ultimate compromise

• You meet someone for the first time who is your friends friend, and because you hugged your friend 'hello', you feel obliged to hug their friend too, but because they weren't expecting it, they move and you end up clashing lips 

• When you say something you shouldn't and in complete embarrassment, you go into foetal position and are like that for about ten minutes while the other person is laughing at you 

• You have to kiss someone in a play until the lights go down, but one time the lights just didn't go down

Sorry, I couldn't resist adding 'Jess' for facial expressions again

There are so many more, and some of them are just too awkward to even put into words