I am one of the most laziest people ever! And I don't say that lightly- it is actually a very verifiable fact, and here are some of the signs that have shown how lazy I am:
- When I just wake up and log on to Facebook to find that some people were on five hours ago! I look over at the time and it is currently 1pm. And I repeat: I just woke up.
- When I wake up early (8am) and walk to the train station and I feel like an absolute zombie, when a 70 year old man jogs past.
- When I am running in my dream and wake up thinking that is my exercise for the day
- When I feel like I've achieved so much when I make a really nice sandwich. Yes! I've completed all the tasks for today!
- When my friend tells me about their gym work out, and I tell them about the novel I'm reading- it's a "mind work out," and they count, right?
- When the only productive thing I did one day was getting out of bed to have a shower, only just to hop into bed again straight away
- When I can't think of other examples, because my brain is too tired, so instead find some images to make up for it:
And finally, ending on a Disney note:
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| If I was a Seven Dwarf, I would be Sleepy |
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