The awkward moment when...

My life is full of awkward moments, and I think I'm not the only one out there with these extremely awkward times.  Those moments when you don't know how to respond to someone, other than making a weird noise that, if written, would be spelt like:

 errrlllaughhgmmm...

or your face is like this:

or you just walk out of the the room and pretend you didn't hear or see something that you'd rather not deal with. So here it is: the awkward moment when...

• You are presenting a powerpoint in class and you forgot that your computer background is you and your friend pulling a stupid face. Everyone sees it on the projector screen.

• When your mum thinks the guy you went out with the other night is gay

• When you have the horrible realisation of how drinking cows milk could have come about

• When you write an essay and don't realise until it's too late, that instead of writing "count," there is a typo

• You say something and it comes out as a double meaning unintentionally. eg. He has a big blower... (and that's when the leaf blower stops and the guy hears it out of context)

• When in class, your friend winks at you, so you joke air-kiss back just when the teacher passes and looks at you

• May have accidentally set off an alarm just by tripping over and bumping into something

• When someone looks a lot like your friend and you realise that you've been staring at them for a few minutes and they have noticed

• When there is a bad smell, but you just ignore it, but your friend asks if it was you. "NO!!!!"

• When you are walking down a silent corridor and your shoe is making a weird exhaling sound and it's all that anyone can hear

• When someone mentions the title 'The Fault in our stars' and you begin to cry

• When someone asks what your pet's name is, and because it is the most embarrassing name in the world, you proceed to doing this:

Because sometimes when there is a really awkward moment, you can never go wrong breaking into interpretive dance.