You knew there were going to be more, because let's face it: my life is filled with endless awkward moments. I think it's a world record how many awkward moments I have in just one day compared to what some people have in their entire life. I guess it makes life interesting, if I have to think of a sort of up side to this curse of awkward moments when:
- Someone comes to you to ask about your friend's relationship status and you have to pretend you're clueless when you actually know everything
- You're play wrestling a couple of flat mates and someone walks in to find you all in a compromising position (eg. you're lying between someones legs as they are sitting on top of you, while you're partially lying on someone else and there hair is in your face). You all look up and say hi
- It's early in the morning and you're asleep when your flatmate texts to ask if they can get their shirt you borrowed the other week. You're pretty much still asleep and after the fourth attempt at writing "okay", they come around to pick it up. It's just then you remember and realise you only sleep in a t-shirt. A thin white t-shirt. You're flatmate is a guy... oops. Moral of the story: when I'm asleep, I am not aware of anything. Never interrupt my sleep.
- You're walking to class and a guy gives you a weird look because you are both wearing the same jumper. It's not my fault guy jumpers are so comfy.
- You're sober, but while walking home after a night out, somehow you manage to trip over a bush and fall into someones garden and need your drunk friend to help you up
- When the friend you are massaging gets an erection
- When you and your friend are sharing a seat, but they move and you fall off and they try to catch you and instead, grab your breast.
- When you are dancing with three guys as a group and they are all trying to hit on you and pull you towards them... at the same time and it becomes a very weird competition. Well, that's something that doesn't happen often (or ever again).
- When you thought you were the only one at home, so you're singing and dancing in the kitchen and then hear a noise and turn to find your flatmate standing there staring at you